Did Obama’s Secretary of Education Arne Duncan Have Michael Scott Murdered in Chicago?

Did you notice this past weekend that most of the Chicago insiders working at the White House were out on the talking circuit trying to repair the President's tarnished image? Did you notice anyone missing? I did, Rahm Emanuel. I wonder why Rahm isn't around and about the Oval Office these days? Word has it that he’s headed back to Chicago to run for Mayor Daley’s job. It seems the heat is on back home for these corrupt politicians now running our country and the Mayor is one step from the hoosegow. It seems that Obama’s plan is to send Rahm back to Chicago to make sure all the skeletons stay buried, which of course is more important than helping him run the country. After all, everyone knows that one slip up in Chicago and the whole Obama house of cards could come tumbling down. You see the windy city is losing high level officials at the rate of one every other month by murder or suicide, whichever your preference. This is something nobody on the Obama team wants connected to the President.
Obama’s trail of death and corruption from the mean streets of Chi-town to Pennsylvania Avenue will eventually catch up to him and he knows it. So it’s very important for him to get his agenda through congress before the crap hits the fan.
Since it looks like Obama’s Secretary of Education Arne Duncan is formally being investigated for financial fraud in his former job with Chicago Public Schools and most importantly the murder of Michael Scott head of Chicago schools, this is about to become very embarrassing for the President and most likely will involve him. As the federal prosecutor back home continues his search for the truth, the clock is ticking. Now, there are over 80 officials being investigated for financial fraud. I wonder how many will end up in the Chicago River or jail, along with just about every corrupt Illinois politician from former governors to congressmen to dogcatchers.