Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Airport Security - Problem Solved !
Since Christmas day flying in America has turned into a nightmare, riddled with additional security checks, long lines, intrusive questions and downright horrible conditions for the American traveler. As the American public becomes more and more the victim of these Muslim attacks, I just wonder how much longer we’re going to take this crap. Are we headed for a complete body cavity search, after all these maniacs are capable of swallowing condoms full of explosives and by calling themselves, thus igniting the indigestible glob of C-4.
President Obama today came out with a very stern face, which I don’t think scared the terrorists and commented on more travel restrictions along with his famous delay technique of getting back to us next week with a final review of even more additional procedural changes.
Now, have you heard enough? Have you had enough? I know I've had just about enough of this amateur running our country into the ground with his Marxist ways and his Muslim loving ideas.
So, I've decided we should turn the tables on the Muslim terrorists by simply allowing passengers to arm themselves to the teeth before boarding a plane. Just imagine a Dirty Harry type passenger jamming the business end of his barrel down the throat of a Middle Eastern Muslim terrorist and giving him the option to “Make My Day.” Let’s not forget about all of the pent up hostility of our “over frisked” Scandinavian grannies, now wielding 3 foot machetes, decapitating terrorists while quickly emailing the picture of the severed head to Yemen for his mama’s scrap book.
With this change, the American traveler can again gain control of their right to travel without delay and without fear of a terrorist killing them. After all would any foe try and take over America since just about every citizen is now armed to the hilt with firearms and ammo. It just makes sense to me, how about you?
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I love the idea! Only the 'bad guys' have the weapons anymore, and we are all at their mercy. When did we lost the ability to fight back?
Gun control means using BOTH hands!
A little over-the-top, but I can understand your frustration. Do you think things would be handled differently if the First Family had to fly commercial?
NJKatwoman: After Obama was elected, gun sales to law abiding citizens skyrocketed for fear that the new administration would try and take away our constitutional right to bear arms. Statistics show that there was an enormous drop in crime as a result. My point is, the good guys do have the guns, and the bad guys know it.
The year is 1947
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. . Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Charles E. Schumer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
Someone told me that the way to solve airport security was to have each passenger kiss a Jewish person before they boarded the plane. Of course, the Jewish fellow would be getting the short end of that stick!
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Well, Anonymous, the British Royal Family has to fly commercial. (There is no British counterpart to Air Force One.)
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