Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Obama – It’s All About Saudi Arabia – 8:00 P.M. Tuesday August 31st 2010

“That fucker never served, how does he know?” Jimmy spouted out during the President’s speech ending our combat mission in Iraq. The President went on with his short and now remodeled Oval Office speech. Dave noticed the President's demeanor as being spent and lifeless. He gave just credit to his predecessor George Bush, who started the ball rolling over there. That must have made his supporters on the far left go nutso, Dave thought. Dave was now juggling thoughts between the President’s speech and Jimmy’s narration of the speech. His mouth almost dropped after hearing Jimmy’s comment about him not serving. For a Secret Service guy he sure seemed hostile towards his boss. He was hoping he could get to the bottom of what Jimmy was witnessing while guarding the President. It now appeared there was a connection between the hostility and what the President was doing. This all needed to jibe, the rug, Jimmy’s observations and the Commander-in-Chief.

Dave and Jimmy had arranged to meet this evening to discuss what he observed while on the job protecting the President. After the speech, Jimmy unloaded with something that Dave didn’t expect. It was a question. It was a question that a guy like Jimmy shouldn’t be asking. “What is Operation: Alice in Wonderland?” Wow, Dave thought, how could an S.S. man get access to a high level code name like that? Dave paused and looked across at Jimmy wondering how to handle this one.

After a few moments Dave thought he’d best let Jimmy talk and he should ask the questions. Answering a question with a question was the first sign of a lie or deception. He wondered if Jimmy was smart enough to know that signal.

“OK Jimmy, what did you hear and see?” “I saw and heard plenty and as for that operation, you might as well kiss it goodbye.” Dave had worked on the operation for most of his time with the Agency; any talk of it being dismantled made him nervous. Too many American troops and operatives had died enforcing the operation for this President to just pull the plug before attaining its goal of complete containment of Iran.

Jimmy went on and described how high level reports were being strewn around the President's bedroom while down in the Gulf of Mexico. He went on and described two other incidents of similar occurrences in Chicago and New York. The reports would have been left for the next occupants if it wasn’t for him noticing.

Dave sat back in his modern Scandinavian leather chair and stared at Jimmy before he shot back at him, “Well Jimmy, did you read them?” Jimmy had the highest clearance anyone in his job could have, but it wasn’t high enough to read that shit, Dave knew. Jimmy thought if he stepped over this line and answered yes to Dave’s questions, he could be charged with several criminal acts. He sure as hell didn’t want to go to jail, but something in him said talk to Dave, he would understand. For the short time they knew each other Jimmy trusted Dave and unknown to Jimmy, Dave trusted Jimmy.

Jimmy paused for a second and said yes to Dave’s question as he spilled the beans on what the operation was all about and was quite candid about some of his findings. He found it amazing that the invasion of Iraq wasn’t about weapons of mass destruction nor Iraq’s oil fields, but more about Saudi Arabia’s oil fields. The Saudi’s knew of Tehran’s ambition to take over their oil fields and since the West benefited most from the flow of oil coming from them it would be the West that would set up a buffer zone between Iran and Saudi Arabia. That buffer zone was called Iraq as the 578th day of the Obama Presidency was looking forward to Middle Eastern peace talks tomorrow like going in for a root canal.

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Monday, August 30, 2010

Obama – Spy, What Spy? - 1:22 P.M. Monday August 30th 2010

“She did what?” the President said as he nearly threw the phone across the office at his second flat screen TV. “I just can’t believe she would do that,” he yelled. It seemed that the President’s mother-in-law was defending the Obama name on national talk radio when she called into Laura Ingraham’s Show today. She blasted Laura for mocking the President and his golf game and quickly hung up after being found out by the host. This was all he needed, an amateurish publicity stunt by his wife’s mother. After listening to the tape on YouTube he calmed down and was very proud of her for standing up for him. Still, it didn’t look good. “We need to keep a tighter rein on her wagging tongue," he said, as he headed off for more public statements and meetings.

The events, or should we say self-inflicted events, over the past two weeks appeared to be taking their toll on him. His vacations were now looking like he was running away from his problems. He looked and acted clueless as to how to solve them, and his advisors were fresh out of ideas since they were from the book of lazy economics of spend, spend, spend. Jobs, stock market, housing, excessive government spending, taxes and on and on the pile grew as he looked like he was running harder and faster away from it all. Well, that’s how it looked to everyone on the outside, but that was the plan, to dismantle the magnificent engine that had driven capitalism for two hundred years and the President was doing a masterful job of doing just that.

Jimmy Jackson was now back in D.C. and on leave for five days from guarding the President. He still had Dave’s card and was fingering it and thinking, should I call him, should I tell him? Knowing that if he collaborated with the C.I.A. there’d be hell to pay, for sure. But what Jimmy had seen and experienced guarding this President bothered him immensely. Jimmy was an American through and through and what he saw was not American as he dialed his cell phone and called Dave. Dave picked up on the run, literally. He was jogging along the Potomac and the phone nearly slipped out of his sweaty hand as he answered Jimmy’s call.

Not much was said but arrangements were made. They both knew that any kind of contact between them would look like the Agency was spying on the President, which it was, as the 577th day of the Obama Presidency had a long talk with the mother-in-law.

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Sunday, August 29, 2010

Obama – The Eminence of War – 12:45 P.M. Sunday August 29th 2010

Damn, the President thought to himself as he descended from AF-1 into the muggy air of New Orleans. He was officially there to commemorate the fifth anniversary of hurricane Katrina’s devastating attack on this city in a soup bowl.  Now, everyone who was part of his inner circle knew he wasn’t there for that at all. In fact he was there for an entirely different reason. His unofficial polls were now tumbling into the upper thirties and his dynamic political duo of Emanuel and Axelrod suggested he go down there to remind the American people just how bad it was having George Bush as President for eight years.  But it didn’t matter to the President; he hated the Gulf States, the food, the people and most of all the weather. It was hard to understand why the dynamic duo sent him down there since the reminder of Bush and the utter failure of both administrations to rebuild the city was a push, but he was there and he make the best of it.
Dave back at Langley had now confirmed the President's involvement with George's GPS planted prayer rugs from Eastern-Africa. He reported to a not so surprised Secretary of Defense who advised him to keep his mouth shut about this and to stay on the trail. Gates had already announced his future departure for next year, but he was fully engaged and wanted more information.
Dave drove back from the Pentagon with his sunroof open and the air blasting. It was about ninety degrees and only a few white clouds floated around in the jet-blue sky. He flipped on the radio to catch the news on WTOP. The normal sports scores were being rattled off as he squeezed between two semi-tractor trailers at his usual eighty-five mile per hour clip when the announcer broke in with a breaking news shout-out. It appeared that a prominent Israeli religious figure had urged genocide of Palestinians in the Gaza and that the Prime Minister was backing away from his support of the religious leader. Dave knew this man and was currently working with him on Operation: Alice in Wonderland. The Rabbi roll he played was simply a cover for the fact he was a Major with Israel’s equivalent to the C.I.A., the Mossad. Dave knew by just listening to this radio broadcast that Israel would not come to an agreement with the Palestinians in their forced peace talks this week and that war would shortly commence. The Rabbi’s announcement today was a technique used by the Israelis to get information out as quickly as possible by using the mass media as a conduit. It worked, and all who needed to know, knew, as the 576th day of the Obama Presidency was headed smack dab into another dilemma. 

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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Obama – Bring Me the Head of Glenn Beck – High Noon Saturday August 28th 2010

Rahm and David the President’s two top political chiefs watched C-SPAN’s coverage of Glenn Beck’s rally at the Lincoln Memorial all morning and afternoon. Both men wanted to pull the cord on the cable channel as they saw hundreds of thousands of Americans, black, white, Asian and Native American speaking of God and country. For some reason both men started feeling a little smaller as the American spirit was now being packaged and sold successfully to Americans still on the fence politically. They wished they could have captured this well run political rally disguised with a God and country theme. To think that these rank political amateurs were pulling off a rally as well as their leaders in Denver during the Presidential campaign of 2008 was unthinkable. This clown Beck was no longer just a face on a TV tube, but a political force driving Americans into the arms of conservative Republicans running for congress in November.
Rahm threw his beer can at the screen as Beck evoked Jesus Christ and American patriotism in one breath while thousands cheered him on. Tears rolled down cheeks while little children playing in the grass as the Rockwellian scene unfolded for all America to see. The beer can splattered the remainder of its content all over the place and the smell of brew was now in the air. “I can’t watch this anymore David, he’s got to be stopped.” “Yeah, but how, without getting caught,” David said. “I’ll figure something out,” Rahm said as he looked up thinking he heard choppers on the roof of this one story rented cottage on Martha’s Vineyard.
David Axelrod dialed the President who was on the other side of the island and compared notes with him. The President was watching also and was thoroughly pissed that someone was actually upstaging him. His egocentric disorder was now kicking in at full speed and he was spitting bullets as David listened to the leader of the free world rant like a little child. David thought to himself, what have we done to America by putting this ego-maniacal post-America Muslim theorist into power. Rahm and David, being Jewish in some weird sort of way agreed that something was wrong with the position they now occupied as the 575th day of the Obama Presidency was sinking further with every one of Beck’s comments.

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Friday, August 27, 2010

Obama – In the Rough – 1:23 P.M. Friday August 27th 2010

“Great shot Mr. Mayor,” the President said as Mayor Michael Bloomberg of New York City drove his ball off the tee, down the fairway and into the rough left of the green of this one hundred and seventy five foot hole. The President was being facetious as he grinned and gave Bloomberg a wink of an eye. It was now the President’s turn to send it long and straight. He set his ball on the white tee. Bloomberg watched as the lanky athletic looking President swung his driver with perfect form. The ball lifted up into the air and headed right for the green. Just before it starting to descend, the ball was hit with a hawkish wind that had rushed in from Vineyard Sound and drove this perfect shot down and to the left of the green alongside the Mayor’s ball, in the rough.

They were now both in the rough and to the left of the green. The Sea Oats Grass that made up the rough around this hole was so tall neither the Mayor nor the President could find their balls. They both walked around looking and looking, but no balls could be found. They were both feet away from their goal, but so far to the left their balls were now lost in the tall grasses of the rough, forever.

As they both dropped new balls and took a stroke for their folly the two politicians looked at each other with frustration and wondered if they could come back from screwing up their political careers with one declaration of support of a mosque that the nation didn’t want, as the 574th day of the Obama Presidency wasted another day on the links while the nation raged.

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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Obama – F**k You America! 11:11 A.M. Thursday August 26th 2010

It was difficult thinking that this President was a threat to every man, woman and child in America, but it was now becoming more evident to the country that he could care less about their financial and national security plight. Most Americans kept hearing over and over again the President’s very own words claiming, “I will not rest till the nation is whole again.” These very words had been recorded being said by this President over twenty times in speeches to the nation. Yet he continued to live a life of regal splendor and spent most of his time vacationing, playing golf or campaigning. It was becoming harder for the country to give this guy a break because he was the first black President. The God-like image of this man prior to taking office was now crumbling into a heap of political dust as anger replaced admiration and adulation.

It was now reported that one in ten current homeowners would lose their homes in foreclosure. With the millions that had already lost their homes, the country was now on the verge of a national calamity with no hope in sight. For the President to switch gears and do what was necessary to correct an emerging depression, he would have to admit his policies were wrong and take up proven capitalist economic principles from President Ronald Reagan’s cookbook on Trickle-down economics. Of course, everyone in the country knew it would be over their dead bodies the day he would take up even one of Reagan’s principles. Ideologue was the new word that all Americans were about to learn thoroughly through example, as the President continued to mould the country into what he thought it should be. Old proven solutions for problems were not in the cards for this mental midget. The length of this President's logic thread only reached as far as a political gain and to hell with the American people, their children, and their well being.

So when the nation heard their President today blurt out to a reporter, “We’re buying shrimp, guys,” instead of answering a legitimate question about one of our wars where young American heroes were losing life and limb, he in essence was saying “Fuck You, America.”

So, as the President finished his shopping and went on to play another round of golf with his friends from Chicago the 573rd day of the Obama Presidency thought its photo shots on the links looked real chipper.

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Obama – Mr. President We Have A Problem! – 3:11 P.M. Wednesday August 25th 2010

The President thought to himself what a shitty vacation it’s been. Vacation, vacation that’s all everybody in the country was talking about. Shitty ocean, the water quality is so bad you can’t swim in it. He couldn’t complain because of all the flack he’d get from the environmentalists supporting him. The weather was mostly overcast so far and congestion was everywhere he went. He wished he had gone to Hawaii where the weather was perfect and the ocean was as clear a twenty carat diamond.

As he continued to daydream about Hawaii, the communications room that was carved out of one of the larger rooms in the vacation home was flickering with flat screens and images of his entire economic team and political handlers. He realized he was in the biggest mess of his life and had absolutely no idea how to get out of it. Even his so-called expert advisors didn’t have a clue, and the continuing decline of the American economy proved it. Most everyone now was wondering if this modern day Nero was fiddling his way towards his destruction and taking the entire country with him.

The voices from within the room and the monitors all converged into one harmonic that he conveniently tuned out as he stared and said nothing. Occasionally he turned his head from side to side indicating that he was still alive to his key people in the room, but he was gone, on another far off island in the middle of the Pacific with his grandmother and grandfather, loving and watching over him. For this brief time he found peace as the destruction he was causing swirled about the room with ever menacing threats. It was now the only thing that kept him sane as the 572nd day of the Obama Presidency drifted off into a restful sleep while his nine stooges looked in amazement at their clown in chief snoring like a drunken sailor on a Saturday night.

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Obama – Who Messed With My Prayer Rug? – 3:43 P.M. Tuesday August 24th 2010

With nearly ten percent unemployment being the new norm and GDP numbers constantly being revised closer to zero the President’s economic team of fools and clowns were now on the chopping block as the Republican minority shouted from the balcony of congress for the resignation of everyone. With twenty months under the President’s belt, things were getting worse as numbers on existing home sales echoed the calls of the Republicans.
All of this was going on back in Washington while the President killed time on Martha’s Vineyard playing golf and Scrabble with the kids. The image was not good while hundreds of millions of Americans watched and read of his regal vacations and the millions squandered supporting his new eccentric lifestyle. There was a problem, no, there were many problem's and the President could have cared less as his polls now headed into the thirties. It seemed like the endorsement of the Ground Zero Mosque over a week ago lit a national fire that wouldn’t go out. Up until now Americans were riding out every roadblock the Administration threw at them until this. This was the defining moment of the President's Presidency. It could also be said that it was also the defining moment in American political history where America in one fell swoop condemned a President and his party to political death. In many countries around the world the masses wouldn’t wait for Election Day, they’d just hang-em on the spot. But the American people had the patience and the knowledge that judgment day would come soon enough for these unorthodox leaders who have made them more vulnerable to their enemies than any administration in recent history.
Dave was now back in his side office in D.C. watching the President’s prayer rug, knowing that it wouldn’t be going anywhere for the next week while the President holidayed on the Vineyard. George’s idea was brilliant and he wondered why the Agency didn’t use it for other operations around the world. Operation: Alice in Wonderland was the keystone of Middle Eastern policy and defense of the Saudi oil fields; any leak of techniques and operation procedures could alert the enemy and would make their job more difficult. Containment of Iran was the goal, not a land war that could cost the lives of thousands of young patriotic American men and women.
Dave and Jimmy had each other’s cell phone numbers just in case the President did something out of the ordinary. Dave knew the President wouldn’t go anywhere without his rug, which was weird in itself. It was like he was a vampire who didn’t go anywhere without his casket. As vampires do, they sleep during the day in their caskets on the soil of their Transylvanian homeland. The whole thing made Dave’s skin crawl as the 571st day of the Obama Presidency wondered who messed with my prayer rug?

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Monday, August 23, 2010

Obama – Inching Towards Judgment Day – 10:00 A.M. Monday August 23rd 2010

Dave spent the balance of Saturday and all of Sunday snooping around the President’s vacation home. Jimmy tagged along wondering why Dave’s inspection was so thorough, but he was helpful and assisted Dave while he peeked into every nook and cranny of the beach house. It was obvious to Dave that the Muslim prayer rug was somewhere in the house but where? Dave made sure that he visited the home when the first family was away visiting friends, playing golf or attending functions on the island. It was now Monday morning and he wanted to make one more pass just to make sure. He had to get a visual on this rug before he could proceed. This whole thing could end up being a big fat bust if no rug was found. He knew it would put a crimp in this new method of tracking terrorists if we were just running around the world tracking ghosts instead of the bad guys. His laptop computer, which he kept in his rental car, said the rug was in or around the house. The GPS technology used for this experimental operation when George set it up in the desert of East Africa was a bit antiquated. The closest Dave could get a bead on the rug was within a radius of twenty-five feet, anyway that was good enough for George’s operation. Twenty-five feet was close enough for any bombing raid, but for Dave, that was a lot of territory to cover when you’re talking about a five thousand square foot house with eyes and cameras everywhere.
It was now 10:30 A.M. and the President was out playing golf again with a few friends. Dave was about to give up and rested on the sofa just opposite the fireplace where a beautiful picture of Cape Cod hung. Jimmy was outside in the driveway checking the SUV’s to make sure they had enough gas and that their defense mechanisms worked properly. There was a full time detail of twelve guards around the house and thirty men and woman stationed around the twenty-eight acres that made up the estate. You couldn’t go anywhere without bumping into a short cropped haircut wearing a buttoned down Ralph Lauren oxford shirt and khaki pants. It now seemed that the national logo had changed from the eagle to the polo player. You could say, these guys had class, Dave thought as he looked around the living room with his body stationary on the sofa. He moved his head from right to left and then back again. He looked randomly not focusing but just trying to feel the building he was in. Where the fuck is that damn rug, he wondered, where? Six foot six Jimmy Jackson, walked into the living room with the aged hardwood flooring crackling under his feet. His two hundred and twenty pound frame stood in front of Dave like the robot from the movie The Day the Earth Stood Still. “Are you looking for this Dave?” Jimmy uttered in his typical monotone voice. As he unraveled the GPS loaded prayer rug that George Preston, his now-dead friend, had planted in a dirty little village in a far off hostile land as the 570th day of the Obama Presidency inched its way closer towards judgment day.

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San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom Wants to be Lt. Governor of California - I DON'T THINK SO!

If you care about California please watch this very informative video. Thank You.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Obama – Not Another War – 2:10 P.M. Sunday August 22nd 2010

While the President was having a beach picnic with his family, Rahm, Ben Bernanke the head of the Federal Reserve, little Timmy Geithner the Treasury Secretary, and the head of the F.B.I. Robert Mueller III were huddled in the swanky Wall Street office of Lloyd Blankfein, the CEO of Goldman Sachs & Company. His very impressive office on the forty-third floor gave the correct impression that he was a very powerful man along with his company's influence, around the world. This was not a gathering of the usual suspects trying to arrange a golf outing at the local country club or a yacht trip to Bermuda. This was a meeting of the unusual suspects that gathered to defend the country from a new form of terrorism.
Ever since Barack Obama took office in January of 2009 things had been happening to the country that had no clear answers as to why. The sinking of the Deepwater Horizon was one, but many on Wall Street were still scratching their heads about what happened on May 6th of this year to the stock market with its nearly one thousand point drop. Many had speculated that it was just a glitch, but others who looked more closely saw things that were very disturbing. The FBI was called in by the head of the Federal Reserve Ben Bernanke to investigate this strange occurrence. Ben knew why the market recovered but he didn’t know why the fall occurred so violently. After nearly three months of a secretive investigation which the public and press were unaware of, they came to some pretty disturbing findings.
It appeared that banks of shadow computer trading platforms, mostly originating in eastern European countries, were overloading the system with buy and sell orders. The reason was unclear but it was a fact, and now these five men were here to find out who was doing the dirty work.
The integrity of the free world’s investment backbone was essential in maintaining the capitalist free-market system. Any attack on it was now considered to be an act of terrorism and would be construed as a declaration of war in certain cases. So, whoever it was that set the wheels in motion to drag down an already anemic market would have hell to pay if caught.
Bernanke had already been propping up the equity markets with funds from the Federal Reserve. The low volume told the whole story. He knew with his computers he could maintain stability in the daily averages by backstopping normal sell orders. Stock drops two points, Ben’s computers would be there to bring it back, that simple. With low volume it was a piece of cake. But on May 6th the whole thing got away from his people and the market began to crumble despite his help. This is what troubled him, they couldn’t stop the fall. What would hapen if they couldn’t stop the fall next time they were attacked? That was the question and an answer they had to find or the whole financial world that made up the world’s wealthiest nations could be financially destroyed.
Mueller of the F.B.I. distributed the report his men worked up. As they all began to read, the cover page spoke volumes of the problem they were facing. "Soros – Iran Operations," read the title. All at the table knew of the impact and the close relationship the President of the United States had with George Soros, who now was his top financial advisor. As they read on they learned that the shadow computer banks, according to Interpol and the F.B.I., had connections to Soros a known major contributor to the President's campaign.
So, as the President finished his crepe suzette on the beach in Martha’s Vineyard the boys back on 200 West Street in Manhattan were connecting the dots as the 569th day of the Obama Presidency dribbled some cherry juice down the corner of his mouth.

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Code Pink Leader Freaks Out After Protesters Crash Her Home Fundraiser For Jerry Brown Running For Governor of California

Posted by Jim Hoft on Sunday, August 22, 2010, 9:36 AM
They can dish it out – But they can’t take it!Radical Marxist co-founder of Code Pink and top Obama bundler Jodie Evans freaked out after protesters showed up at her fundraiser yesterday for Jerry Brown.

Protester Danny Gonzalez lied on the sidewalk outside the gated entrance with a sign that read, “Jerry Brown terrorist supporter?”
Kristinn Taylor and Andrea Shea King at
Big Peace reported:
Melanie Morgan, founder of Move America Forward, the nation’s largest pro-troop organization, led about a dozen conservative activists who protested at the Venice home of Code Pink co-founder Jodie Evans at a Saturday afternoon fundraiser for California Democratic gubernatorial candidate Jerry Brown.
Morgan reports the pro-American protesters, “blocked the entrance of hundreds of wealthy Democrat liberals, including Sally Kellerman and Cindy Asner, ex-wife of Ed Asner.” Protesters laid down on the sidewalk outside the entrance gate where guests had to step over them…
…Police were called and arrived in a squad car about an hour into the event. However, the trio of law enforcement officers found no reason to make any arrests.
Also observing the scene was Andrew Breitbart, who was wearing inline skates, as well as prominent blogger Mickey Kaus of Slate, who heard the disturbance from his house across the street. He came out and observed, but did not join the protest.
Jodie Evans became visibly agitated when confronted by Morgan about Code Pink’s
$600,000 donation to the families of terrorists who murdered U.S. troops in Fallujah. Evans snapped “you are on crack!” as Morgan persisted.
Morgan added, “these liberals were shocked that we turned up. They were extremely angry about our obnoxious support of U.S. troops… and
completely oblivious to the irony. The most fun was watching Jodie Evans’ skin mottle in anger, matching her dyed red hair!”
Andrew Marcus of Big Government and
Founding Bloggers videotaped the protest and remarked on the irony that one of the Code Pink greeters complained about being protested, a tactic commonly associated with Code Pink.

Top Obama campaign bundler Jodie Evans from Code Pink who raised nearly $100,000 for the Democratic candidate was also a top activist with the Gaza flotilla terror group that attacked the IDF in May.
Evans snuck in the RNC and
rushed the stage during Sarah Palin’s speech in 2008.
If ever there were two anti-American pro-terrorist socialists who deserved to be hounded in public it would be Code Pink co-founders Jodie Evans and Medea Benjamin. Maybe we’ll see more of this in the future.

Link http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/

Thanks Barack… Stimulus Jobs Cost Taxpayers $195,000 Each

Posted by Jim Hoft on Sunday, August 22, 2010, 5:19 PM
What a deal!Not only was the Obama-Pelosi Trillion dollar stimulus
a complete failure by every objective measurement, but each job it created cost taxpayers $195,000.

Thanks to Jim he sums it up nicely. Good for him, bad for us.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Obama – Prayer-Rug-Less on the Vineyard - 8:00 P.M. Friday - Saturday August 20th – 21st 2010

Dave jumped on the 8:00 P.M. Woods Hole – Oak Bluffs Ferry that took him across a still Vineyard Sound. It was nice being out on the water with the smell of sea air and marshland. It reminded him of his youth, spending summers in Ocean City, Maryland. About halfway to Martha’s he gazed west as the sun was now starting to set over the sound. In that solitary moment he was distracted by all the noise on the ferry coming from the normal Friday night weekend crowd. The boat was overcrowded due to the President's presence on the island. Most were your typical tourists looking for a photo op or glimpse of the first family. He also saw a bunch of college kids coming over for some pub crawling. It would have been nice to have joined them, he thought, but he had much more important things on his mind as the boat neared the mooring.
He could have landed at Martha’s Vineyard Airport on the island but chose to rent a car and ease into his investigation. Three-ton black SUV’s would have brought too much attention for what he needed to do. Normally the Central Intelligence Agency was authorized to investigate foreign activities only, but since 9/11 everything changed and all these grey areas opened up which gave them more leeway to investigate and gather information in the U.S.
As the ferry docked at Lake Avenue he proceeded to his prearranged hotel room downtown. No view, no nothing that was his hotel room. Spartan was more like it, but that was Dave.
After a restful sleep he awoke to the island sounds of boat horns and seagulls. Nice, he thought, real nice. It was already arranged for him to slide into the guard unit that maintained the security of the President’s rented home. Acting as an inspector, inspecting Secret Service efficiencies while on the job, he had full access to the home.
Dave was greeted by Jimmy when he arrived at the home. The First Family was out running around the island sightseeing and posing for photo ops. Jimmy shook Dave’s hand and eyeballed him like he was a terrorist. No smiles, no nothing from Jimmy, just the stare. Jimmy’s stare reminded him of someone that was now gone, someone that helped bring him to Martha’s Vineyard this mid-August day. Dave knew this look and trusted it knowing that when the chips were down a guy like Jimmy could be counted on.
As Dave laid out his made-up plans to inspect the home Jimmy showed him around with an occasional grunt and groan, half audible to a normal human.
After about forty minutes Dave was on his own, and now headed for the bedrooms. He needed to find George's GPS-guided prayer rug, but where could it be as he nearly ripped the Presidential mattress off its platform. He looked in the attic, he looked everywhere, but no prayer rug. Finally, he moved down to the utility room and garage area when he noticed the President's golf clubs. What if, he thought, as he gazed at two covered golf bags? Dave quickly moved over to the bags. As he grabbed the cover of one bag, Jimmy entered the garage area. With a suspicious look Jimmy said to Dave, ”Yeah I know, I was wondering about those two?” “Why,” Dave said? “Well, he always travels with two sets of clubs, but I only see him use one.” “Well, let’s see what we've got, Jimmy.” As Dave grabbed the top of the first bag he pulled it off to reveal a full set of DCI clubs made by Titleist. “OK” Dave said. Now let’s see what the President’s shadow plays with,” as he pulled the top off the second bag. What Dave and Jimmy saw was somewhat confusing. Expecting to find more golf clubs, all they found was a hollow golf bag with all of the dividers missing. The Presidents second golf bag was altered and empty as the 568th day of the Obama Presidency was rug-less on Martha's Vineyard.

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America Rejects Islam This Week and Guess Who Else?

This past week must have been like hell for most uninvolved American members of the Muslim faith as they watched the American people flatly reject their religion. There’s no doubt that the radicals of Islam have done their job well in turning off Americans to the second largest religion. With 1.57 billion Muslims in the world, this makes it 23% of global humanity. It’s now claiming to be the fastest growing religion in the world. These facts alone mean that the religion can no longer be ignored.
The fact that it’s the fastest growing religion may have something to do with the house rules. You see when you become a card carrying Muslim you’re told bluntly that this baby is for life. There are no refunds. You can’t quit and if you don’t join when taken over, you die. Also let’s not forget about the way they treat women and the inequalities that no red blooded American woman would put up with. I’d say those are pretty persuasive regs don’t you? Now, we know those are the rules overseas and not in the good old U.S. of A., as of yet, but it’s their ultimate goal. Some say, that’s the radicals that think that way, and most Muslims don’t. Well, my question is, why can’t they stop them? Why don’t they stop them? The radicals that are such a small minority, such a minor annoyance never seem to be stopped by their own people. Why? Why? Why?
It’s my personal observation after decades of study and following this area of the world that the everyday Muslim doesn't want them to stop.
So then, why the backlash? Why the connection between Islam and our President? To take this even further, why does there seem to be a connection between Islam and liberal Democrats which now make up all elected Democrats?
The answer can be found in the Tea Party movement, and the reason for its resounding success on the American political scene. The backlash is due to Islam being un-American. The backlash is due to the Democrat party being un-American. The backlash is due to 23% of the world’s population being un-American.
You see this is all about newcomers assimilating to the American way of life, not Americans assimilating to a foreign way of life. We Americans have proven to the world that we have a better answer. Our system of government and economics is better and we as a people will defend the better American way of life to the death. And that is what you saw happen in America this past week, if you've been paying attention.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Obama – If He Only Knew – 4:12 P.M. Friday August 20th 2010

Dave Simon had a private secured mini-office contiguous to his digs where he tracked the planted prayer rugs that George had set up in eastern Africa last year. Being with the C.I.A. Dave had a lot of latitude when investigating matters as delicate at this. There were no windows, but plenty of monitors on the walls with GPS maps flashing. To try and watch them all at once would have been impossible, but Dave was only interested in tracking one prayer rug right now, the one that left the White House and was now on Martha’s Vineyard.
Jimmy Jackson was part of the Secret Service team that secured the President’s vacation mansion on the island and much of the family’s luggage and belongings came in advance of their arrival. Jimmy was new at this after spending ten years with the Marines and jumping thru hoops while becoming part of the most elite groups in government, the men and women that guard the President.
The first family had just arrived and was settling right in to vacation life when he noticed in the four-bay garage two covered sets of golf clubs. Now, he knew that the first lady didn’t play golf, so why, he thought would the President bring two sets of clubs? Not being a golfer himself, and real busy at the time, he blew it off but filed it away in a mental folder he called, “must find out why.” Jackson was a bit robotic in his mannerism, cold, calculating and somewhat north of Joe Friday when dealing with other humans. In the past he'd had some special assignments that from time to time required him to terminate subjects. His personality traits or flaws, whichever side of the fence you were looking from allowed him to handle such missions without flinching. Standing between a bullet and the President was no problem for Jimmy. Death was something he accepted. He knew all people would have to deal with death, eventually. He just happened to have dealt with it at the early age of thirty-two.
Dave ended his phone call with Defense Secretary Gates and ordered a chopper on the pad for a direct flight to a little known air field on the southern tip of the Massachusetts coastline just across from Martha’s Vineyard. It was now near dusk as he grabbed his ready-bag of essential items for several days anywhere in the world as the 567th day of the Obama Presidency had a real American on its trail.

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BREAKING NEWS - Former President Jimmy Carter Taken Prisoner By North Koreans

A guy can dream, can't he?

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Obama – White Folk Vacation - Noon Thursday August 19th 2010

The President was in his office early for his briefing with Rahm before he and the family jetted off to Martha’s Vineyard for another lengthy vacation. This time they all would be together and he was looking forward to enjoying his kids.
Rahm came through the door of the Oval Office like it was his. He moved around like a tiger stalking prey. First he looked around the curtains and then out the Oval Office windows. He looked up, he looked down. Not finding what he was looking for, he sat himself down in front of the President with deliberate authority. “Now, what the hell was that all about, Rahm,” the President said. “Nothing, just checking,” he said. “You know, you haven’t been quite right since that Stripper thing.” “Yeah, well that kind of thing doesn’t happen to you every day,” Rahm exclaimed. “Yes, so true, poor son-of-a-bitch, and glad I wasn’t there to see it.”
“Well, you know everybody in the country is now calling you Imamobama and they think you’re a Muslim. You know that, right?” Rahm blurted out. “Yeah, I heard from Valarie that Limbaugh is now calling me that on his radio show. God damn, I wish we could shut him up.” “As I told you, Imam,” Rahm in his smart-ass way said to the President, “Limbaugh has powerful friends in high places that even you would have a problem with. “Remember…., the joint chiefs and the Supremes and I don’t mean the ones from Detroit” Rahm emphasized. “Yeah, yeah, yeah,” the President mumbled.
The reason for his meeting with Rahm was to tapdance around the Deepwater Horizon sinking, using code words and facial gestures since everything in his office was taped and recorded for historical purposes.
Things started to heat up today because of BP’s refusal to release critical information on the cause of the sinking. He knew BP was holding back the video tapes that showed the Soros-Chavez-Iranian underwater attack on the rig. They were holding it as their ace-in-the-hole to negotiate any court or U.S. arm-twisting for more money for damages. As far as BP was concerned the sinking was a terrorist attack and they could prove it, therefore relieving them of any liability. Of course, the President knew of the attack but was never going to reveal that he knew. Even Rahm didn’t know of his arrangement with his handlers so he had to always look surprised when Rahm fed him any information he got from the Stripper-Lap Dance connection.
They finished their two hour meeting with the understanding that everything was to be kept quiet and that there was to be no pressure put on BP in any way. God, that’s all he needed, he thought, was a conspiracy proven true and he was involved, or rather his handlers were and he was an accessory.
It was now noon and he was off to catch his taxi, AF-1, with the family for a well deserved vacation while the rest of the country ate cake as the 566th day of the Obama Presidency looked forward to vacationing with all the white folk.

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Obama – Nancy, What Are We Going To Do With You? 8:00 A.M. Wednesday August 18th 2010

The Oval Office was empty since the President was doing his whirlwind trip around the country to collect as much campaign contributions as possible before his star power was completely lost. Valerie Jarrett, the President’s senior advisor and assistant, crept into his office as quiet as a churchmouse and snuggled into his chair while propping her pigmy size-five shoes on top of the antique desk made popular in the movie National Treasure. From the front you could barely see the top of her head between the split of her red high heels as she dreamed of being the leader of the free world and how unfair it was that because of her height disorder she was always overlooked for leadership roles.
It was almost 8:00 A.M. and the ticking of a John Harrison grandfather clock in the corner dominated any sound that might have attempted to overshadow her usual thought pattern of envy. She gazed up at the ceiling of the Oval Office while the office door slammed from a housekeeper who came in to do some dusting. The beautiful ruby red shoes she was wearing slipped off her tiny feet while her ass slipped off the edge of the Presidents chair hitting the floor with a thud. "Ouch, ouch, ouch," she screamed as the housekeeper ran over to her and in broken English offered to help her up. But, Valerie refused as she jumped up, grabbed her shoes and headed out the door rubbing her somewhat perfect ass.
At about the same time the President wasn’t halfway through his meeting with a family in Columbus, Ohio when he was interrupted by Rahm about Nancy Pelosi’s statement out in San Francisco. Oh boy, he thought, that was a good one. Thinking that’ll get the tea baggers all hopped up for sure. But he forgot about the families of the three thousand that died on 9/11 who were against the Ground Zero Mosque. Nancy’s comment to investigate the opposition to the mosque flew directly into the face of all Americans and to even slightly suggest investigating these families was completely insane. Most Americans recognized the source of this lunacy and became even more outraged over this woman’s position in our government. They all knew something needed to be done with her, and whatever it was it needed to be on a permanent basis. She was now considered the craziest person in the country and needed to be stopped.
It was now ten o’clock and the President was finally at the White house after spending some time in Miami at the swanky Fontainebleau Hotel separating old Jewish people from their money as the 565th day of the Obama Presidency wondered how the red marks got on his desk.
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Terrorist Group Invades California Gubernatorial Race - Hamas Led Code Pink to Host Former California Governor Jerry Brown

There is no room in California politics for Middle East issues while millions of Californians go without homes, jobs and food.

Jodie Evans Co-founder of Code Pink will host the funding event. I wonder how many terrorists will be attending?

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Obama – Hollywood and The Leader of the Free World - 8:45 A.M. Tuesday August 17th 2010

Wow, the President thought, what a night. The hangover was massive and the other aftereffects were just as intense. He was not feeling particularly well and he knew he had a full schedule ahead of him.
Air Force One pushed him into his seat as it pointed for Seattle. After some lackluster razzle-dazzle there, he moved on to Columbus, Ohio. It was now 10-ish and he was beat, completely and totally beat. He now had his Obama-peepers on. The beady eyes with a darker than dark underlying, that America was seeing more of these days. The more he fought the American people on every issue the more those issues etched their marks on his mug. The spring in his step was now gone as he rushed for the day to end.
Back in Washington the First Lady was hopping mad and was now on her third phone call to him. “Sir it’s the First Lady, did you want that,” his key man asked? “Can you please tell her I’m in a meeting and I’ll call her tomorrow?” He thought, hell, she must have heard about last night. Damn, you can’t trust anybody these days. Hollywood’s got me down as a has-been, a lame-duck President and now their leaking my late night trysts. Even Babs, Barbra Streisand, didn’t show up, and that in itself sent shock waves all throughout tinseltown.
After getting the message that he wouldn’t talk to her, the secured phone she was using in the blue room was pulled out at the baseboard and hurled across the room. Her throw had much better form than her husband’s fagish unmanly style and the accuracy was right-on as it completely destroyed the Queen Ann mirror above the Massachusetts mahogany tea table that was made in 1766 by a pretty important cabinetmaker. Being from Chicago she could have cared less about any of this important furniture. All she wanted to do was ring Barry’s black neck, stuff him into a garbage can and send him out with the morning trash as the 564th day of the Obama Presidency wanted to go somewhere as long as it wasn’t home.

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If You Care About Where We Are Going You Should Watch This From CNBC

Interview with Kyle Bass - Kyle comes in after a few words from interviewers.


Tuesday, August 17, 2010

The Point of No Return - War With Iran

For the Obama administration, the prospect of a nuclearized Iran is dismal to contemplate— it would create major new national-security challenges and crush the president’s dream of ending nuclear proliferation. But the view from Jerusalem is still more dire: a nuclearized Iran represents, among other things, a threat to Israel’s very existence. In the gap between Washington’s and Jerusalem’s views of Iran lies the question: who, if anyone, will stop Iran before it goes nuclear, and how? As Washington and Jerusalem study each other intensely, here’s an inside look at the strategic calculations on both sides—and at how, if things remain on the current course, an Israeli air strike will unfold.
It is possible that at some point in the next 12 months, the imposition of devastating economic sanctions on the Islamic Republic of Iran will persuade its leaders to cease their pursuit of nuclear weapons. It is also possible that Iran’s reform-minded Green Movement will somehow replace the mullah-led regime, or at least discover the means to temper the regime’s ideological extremism. It is possible, as well, that “foiling operations” conducted by the intelligence agencies of Israel, the United States, Great Britain, and other Western powers—programs designed to subvert the Iranian nuclear effort through sabotage and, on occasion, the carefully engineered disappearances of nuclear scientists—will have hindered Iran’s progress in some significant way. It is also possible that President Obama, who has said on more than a few occasions that he finds the prospect of a nuclear Iran “unacceptable,” will order a military strike against the country’s main weapons and uranium-enrichment facilities.

By Jeffrey Goldberg
Read more http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2010/09/the-point-of-no-return/8186/

Obama – Divide and Conquer – 3:11 P.M. Monday August 16th 2010

The President after planting the Islamic bigotry seed on Friday night, was now, Monday, leaving town to let his stooges in the left-wing media fertilize and water the planting. Working along with the darker side of his official and unofficial advisory teams, the plan has all along been to divide, divide and divide. By using the Ground Zero Mosque issue he was now attempting to divide the American people against all Muslims. In his eyes all was working like clockwork. The President knew from his divide and conquer textbooks that he studied in Columbia, little by little he would wear the American people down with claims of bigotry and racism. This micro manipulating of the American psyche seemed to be a pet hobby for this President and he was now tweaking the vast American public, namely white pro-capitalist Christians on a daily basis and loving every bit of it. He knew, as he was flying over the heartland of America on his way to Los Angeles that by isolating the White Christian population, all other races and religions would stereotype them as bigots and racists. By dividing every race and color and amplifying their differences so that they stopped cooperating with each other, the last man standing would be the federal government and he was the federal government. He would then be able to manipulate the masses with ease into doing whatever he wanted. All of this theory was now in his Presidential arsenal of tricks, theory that was learned from revolutionary textbooks and close associates in Chicago, and college activists. But he did know that the one ingredient needed for a successful revolution was a catastrophe, and that he was still working on.
This was the part that most Americans didn’t understand about the President they elected. He wasn’t out to help the American people like all presidents from the past. This President was out to experiment and test the fundamentals and basic fabric of America’s way of life. If it was breakable, he was going to break it!
As he landed in L.A. to a lukewarm reception he kept thinking about his problems with the first lady and what it would take to keep her happy. He knew she was having trouble adapting to public life, and always being “on” was not her style as the 563rd day of the Obama Presidency was looking forward to meeting some of Hollywood’s kinky super elite.

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Monday, August 16, 2010

Obama - Gates - Is There a Problem? 8:33 P.M. Sunday August 15th 2010

The President scratched the four mosquito bites he acquired at 3:23 A.M. while in Florida this morning and was glad his balls were finally starting to clear up. He now was fairly annoyed at everything as he finished reading a notice of resignation letter from his Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates, the lone holdover from the Bush years. It appeared Gates was not happy with his orders to slash defense spending. His notice to stay on board till the end of 2011 left him enough time to create gridlock for the President’s defense cuts. This would give General Petraeus the time he needed to secure Afghanistan. It also meant that after the November elections Washington would have had a complete cleansing of the leftists in congress. He knew that with a House and hopefully a Senate- controlled Republican-Tea Party collision, there would be many investigations into the first two years of the Obama Administration which would leave the President fighting daily for his political life.
Gates knew if the current attitude of the American people continued and was reflective of the newly elected congressmen, there will be many indictments and special prosecutors assigned to clean up the mess this President had created. The resumes alone of most appointed czars would be grounds for prosecution, so many of them were already looking for exit signs knowing that a November massacre was nearing. They had hoped their stay could have been longer but since the American people were about to throw anybody out that was connected to this President it left less time to do the damage that was needed.
So, as the President crumpled up Gates’s letter he pulled his left arm back for a shot at a trashcan in the corner of the Oval Office and released Gates’s letter with perfect form. A split second later it slammed into the side of the can with a dejected thud. Shit, he thought to himself, how could I have missed that?
Out on the highways and byways of America the people had almost two days now to digest the President's comments of approval of a Ground Zero Mosque, and they were pissed. David was right, he thought. I really fucked up this time, while he shuffled dejectedly across the room to pick up his missed shot. Needing instant gratification the leader of the free world tightly grabbed the wad of paper and leaped almost four feet into the air next to the can as he slammed the paper ball into the can while hitting the floor wrong with both feet and toppling over like the Towers of the World Trade Center as the 562nd day of the Obama Presidency crawled towards his desk screaming for help.

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Gates to Leave Pentagon by End of 2011

Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced Monday he will retire by the end of 2011, Fox News confirmed.
Gates, the only Bush holdover in President Obama's Cabinet, made the announcement in an interview conducted at the Pentagon with Foreign Policy magazine on July 12 that was published Monday.
Gates has been expected to leave the administration before the 2012 election.
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Sunday, August 15, 2010

This Alleged Muslim Religion is Not Acceptable in the United States

I want to state this as clearly as possible so there’s no mistake in understanding what I’m saying. Politicians in the United States are about to hit a wall that will test their patriotism. The flash point that is now in every American’s face is the building of the Ground Zero Mosque. Most politicians so far have tiptoed around the problem, but now the American people have made it their number one issue. The litmus test for politicians will be patriotism, plain and simple. If you don’t appear patriotic you won’t win an election. As politicians around the country confer with their political consultants, this is now the main answer they have to resolve. Americans have watched what has happened to Mayor Bloomberg of New York City and now the President of the United States coming out in favor of the mosque. They have both shot themselves in the foot and may have critically wounded their political careers while coming out against the will of the American people, which is to stop the building of this mosque. They both now are perceived as unpatriotic.
With that said, it should be understood that the alleged Muslim religion in its current form is not acceptable to American law, culture or the maintenance of civil order. It’s more like fitting a round peg into a square hole, it just won’t work. For it to work, like any similar situation, the edges have to be sanded down if it’s expected to fit into a modern society such as ours. Thus, my conclusion, the alleged religion itself should not be legally recognized as a religion but more as an all encompassing guideline to life (Sharia Law). Sharia Law is not in any way shape or form a part of the American legal system. As we all know our laws here in the United States are based on centuries of tested Judeo-Christian case law, not Islam or Islamic culture. This is the part where politicians just don’t get it. If you back the building of this mosque the American people will reject you and your future in American politics will be short.
Logically moving on, the alleged religion would not be afforded the normal protections under the Constitution and Bill of Rights. This is where constitutional lawyers will be able to dissect and test every guidepost that’s now part of Sharia Law. This will be a long and difficult battle for the American people but will sand down the edges of the alleged religion thus eventually exposing the true fundamental pillars of a real Muslim religion that could fit into a modern society. Like a rotting onion that can’t adapt to the twenty-first century, the alleged Muslim religion’s horrific outer layers need to be peeled off so the rest of the world is able to live with them in peaceful harmony. It would than allow the millions of followers of this movement to assimilate into a modern American society. Of course, this would all be dependent upon the makeup of our Supreme Court. This alleged religion could conversely be, in fact, deemed a massive worldwide cult that we have many laws against. So, as you see this battle will last as long as there is the war on terror. The next question for all will be, do the American people have the resolve to defend their way of life or will they switch on their IPod’s and tune out while their society is taken over by a worldwide Islamic revolution? This is why patriotism will be the one word that will dominate the midterm elections and eventually the Presidential race in 2012.

Why War With Iran Could Happen This Week

From The Bibi Report

Saturday, August 14, 2010
John Bolton: The Window open for a Israeli strike on Iran's nuclear is closing on Aug. 21
(Newsmax).News that Russia will load nuclear fuel rods into an Iranian reactor has touched off a countdown to a point of no return, a deadline by which Israel would have to launch an attack on Iran's Bushehr reactor before it becomes effectively "immune" to any assault, says former Bush administration U.N. Ambassador John R. Bolton.

Once the fuel rods are loaded, Bolton told Fox News on Friday afternoon, "it makes it essentially immune from attack by Israel. Because once the rods are in the reactor an attack on the reactor risks spreading radiation in the air, and perhaps into the water of the Persian Gulf."
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From The Wall Street Journal


TZEELIM, Israel—While the U.S. and Israeli diplomatic relations weather their choppiest phase in years, behind the scenes, military commanders from the two countries have dramatically stepped up cooperation.

The intensified partnership is part of the Obama administration's broader policy of boosting military support for American allies in the Mideast amid heightened tensions with Iran and its allies such as Hezbollah and Hamas, according to U.S. officials. The Obama administration believes it may also help induce Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to make concessions in talks with Palestinians, these officials said.
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Saturday, August 14, 2010

10:58 A.M. Saturday August 14th 2010 – Obama – Goes For a Swim

The President, for what seemed like the hundredth time, peered out of the porthole window of Air Force One at the flat boring Gulf coast. All he could think was, “every time I try to get out, they keep pullin' me back in.” His thoughts of mosquitoes buzzing in his ears at all hours of the night and fish sandwiches filled with toxic waste just made his day. This was all Michelle’s fault, he thought. God damn her why couldn’t she have just gone to Chicago, no she had to go halfway around the world with half of Chicago in tow, pissing off just about everybody in the country. Now, Axelrod had us down here trying to make up for her major faux paux.
His presidential balls were now starting to itch as the plane taxied to the waiting dignitaries. The poor guys were jammed into an undersized Speedo bathing suit that was acting as the President’s underwear. Since the suit material didn’t breathe very well he was now developing a wicked rash all through his groin area. He did it to save time in getting ready for the beach, but he figured wrong, which was indicative of most of his decisions these days. His family was seated on the other side of the plane, thank God, as he reached down hoping no one saw him pulling at his pants like a madman.
The trip to the beach for “the swim” photo-op took about an hour while all the time his need to itch grew worse. The convoy of SUV’s and the official Presidential limousine parked and the first family headed for the beach for the big shot of him in the oil polluted waters of the Gulf of Mexico. He was in Florida for this picture taking because everybody in Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama hated him for shutting down the oil rigs that provided almost a hundred thousand jobs and they were really pissed at him.
As the first family ran onto the white sugar sand beach in the panhandle of Florida all he could think of was getting into the water to scratch the leader of the free world’s balls as the 561st day of the Obama Presidency was up to his neck in clear Gulf water oohing and ahhing.

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7:45 P.M. Friday August 13th 2010 – Obama – Allahu Akbar - Allahu Akbar

Nearly half of the guests in the White House dining room this evening, where the President celebrated the beginning of Ramadan, the holy period for Muslims, were either on the no-fly list or associated with many on the list. Many of the Secret Service on duty at the event felt that terrorist feeling creeping through the room as the once sanitary White House now seemed soiled. The President used this evening’s event to announce to the world his support of the Ground Zero Mosque. Not seconds after his utterance of this support, the world knew. He had been advised by the known socialist David Axelrod, his lead advisor, not to make any comments relating to the mosque, but the President’s deep seated feelings towards Islam forced him to make his declaration. His heart was filled with Islam tonight, now that he had come out on the side of the Muslim world’s effort to plant its victory flag over the scene of the murders of nearly three thousand souls at the bottom of Manhattan.
The President thought his feelings must be like a homosexual declaring to the world that he was gay, he knew the feeling. He finally felt liberated and unshackled by his declaration. He knew that there was so much out in the public domain about his suspected Muslim belief it would be no surprise to the world or Americans that he was indeed a card carrying Muslim.
He glanced around the room at all of the friends and supporters who helped put him into the White House. He couldn’t help but think of Michelle, the first lady and how she slipped up by mentioning “for the first time in my adult lifetime I’m really proud of my country.” It was how he now felt being with his people and praying together.
Axelrod, being a political genius from the Left, knew it was a mistake the President would pay for in his polls. After all it was Friday the thirteenth, he couldn’t have picked a better day to destroy his political career, he thought. David realized now that this President wanted to leave a festering scar on America a mile wide. The President now knew he would only serve one term and had condemned his supporters and congress to the same fate. They would all go down together scratching and crawling like rats on a sinking ship. Axelrod now looked at his President in a different light. It was as though he was a suicide bomber with twenty pounds of C-4 strapped to his body and he was headed for his seventy-two virgins in the sky as the 560th day of the Obama Presidency kept repeating to himself Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar.

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BREAKING NEWS – 70 Democrat Congressmen Exposed

The Great American Deception
The greatest trick socialists in America ever did was to convince the American people they didn't exist!
Authored by Nicholas Contompasis
The Socialist Party of America announced in their October 2009 newsletter that 70 Congressional democrats currently belong to their caucus.This admission was recently posted on Scribd.com:
American Socialist Voter–
1. Q: How many members of the U.S. Congress are also members of the DSA?
A: Seventy
2. Q: How many of the DSA members sit on the Judiciary Committee?
A: Eleven: John Conyers [Chairman of the Judiciary Committee], Tammy Baldwin, Jerrold Nadler, Luis Gutierrez,Melvin Watt, Maxine Waters, Hank Johnson, Steve Cohen, Barbara Lee, Robert Wexler, Linda Sanchez [there are 23 Democrats on the Judiciary Committee of which eleven, almost half, are now members of the DSA].
3.Q: Who are these members of 111th Congress?
A: See the listing below
Co-ChairsHon. Raúl M. Grijalva (AZ-07)Hon. Lynn Woolsey (CA-06)
Vice ChairsHon. Diane Watson (CA-33)Hon. Sheila Jackson-Lee (TX-18)Hon. Mazie Hirono (HI-02)Hon. Dennis Kucinich (OH-10)
Senate MembersHon. Bernie Sanders (VT)
House MembersHon. Neil Abercrombie (HI-01)Hon. Tammy Baldwin (WI-02)Hon. Xavier Becerra (CA-31)Hon. Madeleine Bordallo (GU-AL)Hon. Robert Brady (PA-01)Hon. Corrine Brown (FL-03)Hon. Michael Capuano (MA-08)Hon. André Carson (IN-07)Hon. Donna Christensen (VI-AL)Hon. Yvette Clarke (NY-11)Hon. William “Lacy” Clay (MO-01)Hon. Emanuel Cleaver (MO-05)Hon. Steve Cohen (TN-09)Hon. John Conyers (MI-14)Hon. Elijah Cummings (MD-07)Hon. Danny Davis (IL-07)Hon. Peter DeFazio (OR-04)Hon. Rosa DeLauro (CT-03)Rep. Donna F. Edwards (MD-04)Hon. Keith Ellison (MN-05)Hon. Sam Farr (CA-17)Hon. Chaka Fattah (PA-02)Hon. Bob Filner (CA-51)Hon. Barney Frank (MA-04)Hon. Marcia L. Fudge (OH-11)Hon. Alan Grayson (FL-08)Hon. Luis Gutierrez (IL-04)Hon. John Hall (NY-19)Hon. Phil Hare (IL-17)Hon. Maurice Hinchey (NY-22)Hon. Michael Honda (CA-15)Hon. Jesse Jackson, Jr. (IL-02)Hon. Eddie Bernice Johnson (TX-30)Hon. Hank Johnson (GA-04)Hon. Marcy Kaptur (OH-09)Hon. Carolyn Kilpatrick (MI-13)Hon. Barbara Lee (CA-09)Hon. John Lewis (GA-05)Hon. David Loebsack (IA-02)Hon. Ben R. Lujan (NM-3)Hon. Carolyn Maloney (NY-14)Hon. Ed Markey (MA-07)Hon. Jim McDermott (WA-07)Hon. James McGovern (MA-03)Hon. George Miller (CA-07)Hon. Gwen Moore (WI-04)Hon. Jerrold Nadler (NY-08)Hon. Eleanor Holmes-Norton (DC-AL)Hon. John Olver (MA-01)Hon. Ed Pastor (AZ-04)Hon. Donald Payne (NJ-10)Hon. Chellie Pingree (ME-01)Hon. Charles Rangel (NY-15)Hon. Laura Richardson (CA-37)Hon. Lucille Roybal-Allard (CA-34)Hon. Bobby Rush (IL-01)Hon. Linda Sánchez (CA-47)Hon. Jan Schakowsky (IL-09)Hon. José Serrano (NY-16)Hon. Louise Slaughter (NY-28)Hon. Pete Stark (CA-13)Hon. Bennie Thompson (MS-02)Hon. John Tierney (MA-06)Hon. Nydia Velazquez (NY-12)Hon. Maxine Waters (CA-35)Hon. Mel Watt (NC-12)Hon. Henry Waxman (CA-30)Hon. Peter Welch (VT-AL)Hon. Robert Wexler (FL-19)