Saturday, August 28, 2010

Obama – Bring Me the Head of Glenn Beck – High Noon Saturday August 28th 2010




Rahm and David the President’s two top political chiefs watched C-SPAN’s coverage of Glenn Beck’s rally at the Lincoln Memorial all morning and afternoon. Both men wanted to pull the cord on the cable channel as they saw hundreds of thousands of Americans, black, white, Asian and Native American speaking of God and country. For some reason both men started feeling a little smaller as the American spirit was now being packaged and sold successfully to Americans still on the fence politically. They wished they could have captured this well run political rally disguised with a God and country theme. To think that these rank political amateurs were pulling off a rally as well as their leaders in Denver during the Presidential campaign of 2008 was unthinkable. This clown Beck was no longer just a face on a TV tube, but a political force driving Americans into the arms of conservative Republicans running for congress in November.
Rahm threw his beer can at the screen as Beck evoked Jesus Christ and American patriotism in one breath while thousands cheered him on. Tears rolled down cheeks while little children playing in the grass as the Rockwellian scene unfolded for all America to see. The beer can splattered the remainder of its content all over the place and the smell of brew was now in the air. “I can’t watch this anymore David, he’s got to be stopped.” “Yeah, but how, without getting caught,” David said. “I’ll figure something out,” Rahm said as he looked up thinking he heard choppers on the roof of this one story rented cottage on Martha’s Vineyard.
David Axelrod dialed the President who was on the other side of the island and compared notes with him. The President was watching also and was thoroughly pissed that someone was actually upstaging him. His egocentric disorder was now kicking in at full speed and he was spitting bullets as David listened to the leader of the free world rant like a little child. David thought to himself, what have we done to America by putting this ego-maniacal post-America Muslim theorist into power. Rahm and David, being Jewish in some weird sort of way agreed that something was wrong with the position they now occupied as the 575th day of the Obama Presidency was sinking further with every one of Beck’s comments.



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