Wednesday, August 11, 2010

7:00 A.M. Tuesday August 10th 2010 - Obama - What Do We Do With The Fat White Guy?

The President looked up at the ceiling while lying in bed from an unsettled sleep. Michelle, his first lady, was already at the White House gym working off the inches she gained while on her vacation in Spain eating her heart out. Spain was now recognized as the culinary epicenter of gourmet dining, so she took advantage of all the good eats, but at the cost of a now inflated rear-end. The President couldn’t wait for her next vacation which he knew would send the final death nail into his political career. He knew there was a price to pay for living on the wild side and there were always payoffs to keep mouths shut. It brought to mind his trainer from Chicago who now did his magic here in the White House and the $100,000 salary he paid him to do just that.
He had a meeting scheduled with Robert Gibbs, his White House Press Secretary, who looked a lot like that guy in the movie "Deliverance" who got butt-fucked by two rednecks. They needed to patch up the major slipup he made while the media was all ears. The comment he made was so quick and dangerous for the President’s relationship with his supporters on the left, that they were now attacking him. Being attacked by the Left was a fate worse than death and he knew if he didn’t jump on this as soon as possible he was toast.
The fires were popping up all over the place now with his wife’s vacation, the Ground Zero Mosque, the imam who was building the Mosque that now works with Hilary Clinton at the State Department and was now in the Middle East on the taxpayer’s dime raising money for the mosque that America didn’t want. And let’s not forget old Charlie Rangel who just won’t go away so to ease the pain of his corruption and tax evasion charges on democrats running for office. No matter what was happening in America that was negative, President Barack Hussein Obama was directly or indirectly being blamed for it.
He didn’t want to get up, as he kept thinking of himself as George Bush. While only now being in office nineteen months he wondered how low he could go in the polls.
The President and Gibbs sat in the Oval Office and watched the video of Gibbs saying, “I hear these people saying he’s like George Bush. Those people ought to be drug tested,” Gibbs said. “I mean, it’s crazy” - “professional left” - “They will be satisfied when we have Canadian healthcare and we’ve eliminated the Pentagon. That’s not reality” - “They wouldn’t be satisfied if Dennis Kucinich was president.”
“This isn’t good Robert,” the President said. “Yes, you’re right sir.” “You know they want me to fire you, you know that, right?” “I’ll resign if you want sir.” “No, that won’t be necessary but you need to get out there tomorrow and patch this thing up because these people are hopping mad.” “I’ll schedule a news release tomorrow and try and calm the storm,” as he dismissed himself and headed out the door.
The President mulled over in his mind who he would pull in to take Gibbs's spot in case he was forced to replace him. The list was short. The problem with the whole incident was his Pentagon statement indicating that his supporters wanted the U.S. Military eliminated, and that scared the hell out of most Americans, especially independents that were still behind him. At this point after the collapse of just about every sector of America the Military was the only pillar left unscathed and any hint of a dismantling it would send the Military and most Americans running for a rope to hang him from the highest tree.
Gibbs’s also mentioned that the left should be drug tested, which was given a pass by most American’s since they already knew they were druggies who had no morals or respect for American values as the 557th day of the Obama Presidency wondered what constituted morality.

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