Wednesday, August 4, 2010

8:00 P.M. Wednesday August 4th 2010- Obama Birthday Boy – Just Plain Horny

From her tawny vineyard in northern California, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi ordered everyone back to Washington to vote on a $23 billion handout for state union jobs. At the same time the First Lady was landing in Spain for her vacation away from her husband. Vice President Bite-Me was still finding his way home through the dunes of a southeastern Delaware beach. Back in California again a gay federal judge declared the will of the people in California null and void as he ruled a ban on gay marriage unconstitutional.
The Ground Zero Muslim Victory Mosque controversy was now heating up again since the city of New York gave it a green light. The Jewish Mayor Bloomberg came out after the findings endorsing the city's move to allow the building of this insensitive structure. As he made his proclamation near the Statue of Liberty the eerie sound of a nearby jet could be heard in the background, reminding many in the crowd of the morning when two commercial jets were hijacked by Muslims, flown low over Manhattan and crashed into the World Trade Center. The sound alone cancelled out anything the Mayor was saying as he was simply giving lip-service to the world in fear that any negative comments made about the Muslim world would cause them to pull the cord on a good part of his worldwide news agency, Bloomberg Business News. He also thought if he condemned the decision it would end his very lavish life by being blown into five million pieces by the ever so peaceful Muslim people.
All of this was going on while the President hit the tarmac at O’Hare Airport in Chicago for a night of partying with his old friends on his 49th birthday. He thought if he could have one wish it would be to have a Five Stars Limo Service vehicle pull up and take him where no one else could. He missed those days of near anonymity with a passion because he knew it was his real self and keeping that part hidden was a constant strain. He thought that his only relief since being President was on a late dark Las Vegas night last month, but he knew that even that could soon come back to haunt him and he jumped into the Presidential limo, as the 551st day of the Obama Presidency was ready to walk on the wild side, again.

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spongedocks said...

You were much kinder than I would have been in this piece, my sense is either one of his Down Low Club boys or Desiree Rogers are filling up his time in Chicago before during and after the BBQ at Whitaker's house or Farrakhans house. I also think he is making a secret visit to Blago while there as the verdict has not come back yet. Perhaps he is closing his account at Shore Bank too.

Anonymous said...

So you are racist and homophobic? Are there any evils you are not guilty of? If you are an example of the tea party movement, I fear for the republic.

Nicholas Contompasis said...

We are the Republic Anonymous. We are now containing you and soon will crush you and your followers.
Make no mistake about it the Republic will prevail over your futile attempts to destroy us.
This is no game ..........