Thursday, August 12, 2010

10:21 A.M. Wednesday August 11th 2010 – Obama – Clown City

The President’s midmorning meeting in the situation room with just about everybody involved with Iraq, and Rahm his now schizophrenic White House Chief of Staff was more than confusing for this leader of the free world. Video conferencing screens were all over the place as General’s and Admiral’s faces made their presence from the Middle East. While all of this commotion was going on, Vice President Bite-Me was over at the video wall tapping the video screen with the now distorted image of Ambassador Chris Hill in Iraq. He banged it three times with the palm of his hand like a kid trying to get candy out of a vending machine with no success. Chris kept repeating “can you see me now, can you see me now?” as his image was barely recognizable. Bite-Me, realizing what he did, quickly yanked the power cord to the screen as it went blank, hoping no one saw him. With evasive moves that Inspector Clouseau would have been jealous of, Bit-Me quietly slid away from the wall whistling the politically incorrect tune of “Dixie” while tripping over the cord that went to another screen with General Ray Odierno’s image on it that of course went blank, also.
As the Vice President slipped out the side door, the Joint Chiefs used the event, of the last day of combat troops in Iraq, as cover for a strategy meeting for an even bigger operation. The press obviously thought this big ass powwow was about everybody patting each other on the back for a job well done, but it wasn’t.
Operation: Alice in Wonderland was now on the front burner, the containment of Iran, as the rhetoric in the situation room became elevated. The President’s handlers and the top brass were at it again with the military winning hands down. The Operation was now in gear as most of the military was in position.
Hillary was fussing with her hair and thinking she needed to do something with the new bags she was developing under her eyes that she acquired while flying all over the world. Rahm with his head moving everywhere kept looking out the window for sniper barrels and praying that Lap Dance wouldn’t call. Robert Gates, Secretary of Defense in his own silent way watched the Obama circus with a grim face and a feeling of distain for the clowns that now made up this administration as the 558th day of the Obama Presidency wondered why Hill and Odierno didn’t attend the meeting.

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