Thursday, August 5, 2010

3:39 P.M. Thursday August 5th 2010 – Obama – The Payoff

The President lent his political campaign kiss of death in Chicago to Senate Candidate Alexi Giannoulias at the Palmer House Hilton today. Alexi was a Greek crook, a Chicago Greek banking crook that now wanted to take his thievery on the road to Washington with the rest of the thugs from the windy city. His polls weren’t looking too good and the chance that Illinois could go Republican looked pretty damn good, but that didn’t stop him from slipping the President a big fat check for his efforts. After all he owned a bank. All he had to do was write a check. Over the years Alexis’s bank was involved with many friends of Obama deals. So as they say, it takes one to know one and they sure knew each other.
President Obama did everything possible to avoid a scandalous photo op with the big four Ayers, Farrakhan, Wright and Blagojevich. Ironically, they all contacted him and gave him their best wishes. The President had to cut motor mouth Blago off on the phone as he went on and on thanking him for fixing the corruption case he was involved in. The jurors deliberately extended their deliberation as to make it look like they were struggling with a decision of not guilty. Farrakhan, Ayers and Wright were appreciative of the millions granted to their phony 501(c)(3) non-profits that would do absolutely nothing and provide enough pocket change for them for the rest of their lives. It looked like the revolution was now off the table as these pirates planned for their retirement on Caribbean islands, way off shore.
Obama arrived back in Washington at 9:22 P.M. to an empty White House. He had arranged for company later in the evening as he made a few quick phone calls.
Just across town at CIA Headquarters Dave kept analyzing the paths of the now infamous prayer rugs. With the help of the agency’s real-time satellite imagery cameras he was able to pinpoint to within four inches the position of these rugs. He went on Secretary Gates's orders to follow them wherever they went and he now had the full authority of a one star general to open any door he wanted.
Dave wondered why there was a rug in former President Jimmy Carter’s home in Georgia. He monitored another three rugs at the Pentagon, all in the same room, a room that he knew. Two other rugs lay in New York City near Ground Zero. But what troubled him most was the rug tucked away in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House as the 552nd day of the Obama Presidency met his late night guest.

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