Monday, July 12, 2010

9:00 A.M. Monday July 12th 2010 – Hillary Clinton Has the President by the Balls - Ouch

The U.S. Ambassador to Uganda pulled back the sheet covering the corpse of CIA agent George Preston. He knew George and liked him. “Yes, that’s him” he sadly said to the local official. Another casualty of this dirty fucked up religious war, when will it ever end, probably never, he thought? He knew that as long as the third branch of the children of Abraham continued to be unhappy with their lot, this mess would continue. The Ambassador knew of Georges findings but didn’t have the specifics, which were to have been relayed to him after Georges meeting last night. He was now at a dead end literally and figuratively.
Back in Washington the President received more details on the Uganda twin bombings. He was briefed on three other terrorist acts which didn’t and wouldn’t hit the news. He remarked to himself how much doesn’t get out to the people.
Later on in the morning David Axelrod met with the President and revealed some disturbing news about Hillary Clinton his Secretary of State. Axelrod understood that Hillary and her people were instrumental in resurrecting an old documentary on the 2008 DNC high jacking of her Presidential run and laying the blame on the President. That didn’t go down well with him. He thought what the hell is she up too? Axelrod being the political strategist voiced his opinion that she was out to undermine his run for President in 2012. The President knew that he would have to really fuck up to lose the party’s nomination. If the President lost his party it would be the ultimate shock to his fragile ego and he knew it. Valerie was included in this meeting. She of the three had the most devious of minds and after a moment’s thought came up with a scenario that really set the other two on their asses with amazement. Valerie proceeded to weave a believable tapestry of the Presidents defeat in 2012 with Hillary simply running as an independent for President. She could pull half of his voters away from him just like Ross Perot did in the Bush-Clinton election of the early ‘90s and laugh all the way to the bank with millions in campaign contributions. It would be a final farewell shot at him for stealing her Presidential run in 2008. Valerie said “she would be checkmating you, leaving you with only 6 months before you’d be a lame-duck President. The Republicans would win the White House in 2012 with a Republican congress that would repeal everything you’ve done.
The President now realized that he was shit on a stick with Hillary Clinton now in control of his political future as the 528th day of the Obama Presidency freaked out.

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