Thursday, July 29, 2010

2:29 P.M. Wednesday July 28th 2010 – Obama – Rahm Emanuel Has Lost His Mind

Eric Holder called the President to express his joy for holding up the Arizona immigration law. They both chuckled as the President commented that the cracker governor of Arizona is probably spitting nails right now. They spoke freely since they were using secured phones that were non-tapped and non-government. They confirmed that everything was in place to block this law until he used the nuclear option. That meant at the right time he would execute his immigration executive order granting amnesty to millions of illegal’s that are now in the country.
Like the Blago case in Chicago it didn’t take much arm twisting to get Democrat appointed judges to do what the White House wanted. It took all of the guessing out of these big decisions so the President could move on down the road with his agenda. But there was one problem about this decision, one fundamental problem, and that was that the vast majority of the American people wanted the law enforced and that didn’t square politically.
The President and his far left operatives knew that for every new immigrant voter there was an average multiplier of five to one at the voting booths on Election Day, meaning that non-profits such as Acorn types could pay them to vote five, six and even seven times in one election. These operatives now with plenty of stimulus money could bus these bogus voters around all day for $100 cash while they destroyed the integrity of the American electoral process. No matter how you cut it the vast majority of American voters were about to get the shaft with the potential of a Chicago-like election machine now extended to the Federal level which would insure successful elections for the Left forever.
U.S. District Judge Susan Bolton, the Arizona Federal Judge that put the temporary stop to the immigration law was now getting some pretty threatening phone calls and emails. This was no surprise to most since the country had now had it with this President and his lack of concern for the well being of U.S. citizens living near the border.
Back in Washington the President phoned Rahm to see how he was doing over at the hospital, and caught him while checking out. With a bandaged forehead, where he received five stitches above his right eye, he proceeded to talk while signing his exit papers. The doctors had held him overnight because of their concern with his high blood pressure and occasional moments of delusion. It seemed that he kept jumping off his hospital bed and hiding under it while shouting snipers, snipers. They seemed to think that the bump he received from hitting his windshield had triggered some inner anxieties that puzzled the team of doctors. When he was admitted they had actually considered Thorazine for this now emotionally troubled midget, but decided to hold off and keep him overnight for observation.
Rahm’s concern now was getting out of the hospital and dodging those snipers on the rooftops around the hospital. The President could tell that Rahm was distant with his speech and was almost incoherent until there was a click as the President wondered why Rahm had cut him off in a middle of one his comments, as the 544th day of the Obama Presidency thought, you can’t do that, I’m the President of the United States!
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This has been taken from Now the Eagle
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