Sunday, July 18, 2010

7:15 A.M. Saturday July 17th 2010 – Obama – Swiss Bank Accounts


“Yes Reid, thanks for taking care of the two accounts over there. Now, let me see if I have this right, two accounts, one for me and one for the boss. OK, my account is 9483739 with code name of Soul Train and the boss’s account is 8646834 with code name of Jive Turkey. That’s $5 million in mine and $8 million in his, right?” The Attorney General’s secured phone call from Switzerland was short but sweet as Roman Polanski’s attorney responded, “Yes, that’s correct.” Reid Weingarten an old friend of the AG conveniently arranged to have Polanski’s files waylaid so as to assure Roman’s release from prison for child molestation and flight from a criminal conviction. Roman had money but not Steve Jobs's money, so Holder took the lower amount since it was tax free and sitting in coded bank accounts in Switzerland.
It was mid morning when the President hopped into the 40 foot boat for a short round of Bar Harbor. He had wished it was a round of golf instead, but since his staff has stopped him from any further public golf outings, the water tour would have to do. It was nice, but his thoughts were somewhere else. He looked at his wonderful daughters and Michelle. He wondered if Eric had taken care of the Swiss situation and he'd gotten the amount he wanted. Its one thing to hose a corporation or an estate for more taxes but another when every dime comes to you tax free. Now that’s power, he thought.
His little tour continued for an hour as everyone began getting seasick including the Secret Service. Luckily the first family escaped any embarrassing situations as they quickly returned to the pier.
He was having a hard time relaxing on his now millionth vacation. BP was on his mind and it wasn’t about the oil spill. It was about the BP, Libya oil-gas deal and the release of the Lockerbie mastermind arrangement. Since the tide had turned on BP with its oil spill in the Gulf, it could file for bankruptcy or worse, and the secret of that oil-gas deal could be leaked making his Administration look like fools, again. It was rumored at the time that the President struck a deal to have al-Megrahi released for the favorable BP exploration deal in Libya, but no one could prove it. For an American President to release a convicted terrorist who killed almost 200 U.S. citizens for an oil-gas deal for a foreign corporation, no less, would be pretty hard for most Americans to swallow. That secret was now being used by BP with nothing to lose on a President that had everything to lose as the 533rd day of the Obama Presidency wanted to go home.


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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Soul Train? Jive Turkey? That's hilarious LOL!

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