Many ask, what is Globalism?
Globalism is when your spouse invites your unemployed non-speaking neighbor with six kids to live with you.
Globalism is when your spouse takes control of your check book and starts writing checks to strangers instead of paying your bills.
Globalism is when your spouse ties you up in a chair, sticks a rag in your mouth, takes your gun away and makes you watch MSNBC 24/7.
Globalism is when your spouse insists the sky is red when you can plainly see it's blue.
Globalism is when you divorce your spouse!!!