Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Obama – Terror Alert – 8:33 A.M. Sunday September 26th 2010

It was Sunday morning and Dave did something he'd said he wouldn’t do seven years ago, he got drunk. He was now sporting a major hangover and had, on his back, a cross of guilt that was far worse. Over the many years on the job, the pressure had driven him to drink and he swore in 2003 he’d stop, and he did, until last night, when he finally found peace in a bottle of Ketle One, olives and all. He never thought that at this point in his career, the country would be so screwed up. He planned on retiring in a few years but the way things were going, he’d never be able, with a clear conscious. He knew as long as the country kept electing people like Barack Obama, he’d never be able to hang up his spurs. You see Dave was the kind of guy that would never leave his job, because he cared too much about his country.

He made it to the phone that was vibrating all over the floor of his one bedroom apartment like a wounded bug. It was his operations people updating him on a development out of Pakistan. It appeared that a group of Islamic terrorists were planning a simultaneous terror party for the western world with bombings in London, France, Germany and the U.S. To Dave this meant only one thing, that the battle for Europe was about to start. He knew that a portion of the Pakistani military was supportive of the Taliban. They were highly trained and were well equipped. Pulling off attacks on civilian targets would be a piece of cake and it was just a matter of time before it happened. The struggle within the military was important to the free world for whoever controlled the Pakistani nukes could have a winning hand. Dave knew the West had nukes, but didn’t have the guts to use them. He also knew that if Al Quaeda and the Taliban obtained Pakistan’s nukes they would use them. The problem for the west was, how would they retaliate? If nuked, did they have the balls to nuke back, and what city? It was a mess and Dave knew many thousands would eventually die, and again it was just a matter of time. This war with Islam was in the terrorist's favor and that’s what drove Dave last night to crack that bottle as the 604th day of the Obama Presidency planned for a busy week of campaigning for candidates that didn’t want him to.

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This has been taken from Now the Eagle http://nowtheeagle.blogspot.com/ a fictitious story based on factual and fictitious events and individuals. It should not be considered factual in any way. We hope you enjoy this daily fictitious tongue-in-cheek story of the Obama Presidency.

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