Thursday, September 30, 2010

Obama – The Christian Uprising of 2010 – 3:33 P.M. Wednesday September 29th 2010

The forces of change were gathering like a looming hurricane spinning off the coast of western Africa and heading straight for D.C. with the sobering punch of a category five. This clash of forces was about to become more dangerous as the final pieces of the President’s plan to disrupt the November elections were finalized.

Most political analysts had a special code name for unspeakable politically incorrect factors. They called them alpha factors. An alpha factor is when the eight hundred pound gorilla in the room that everyone knows is there, but can’t talk about, for worry of being called a racist, anti-Semitic or anti-Christian. An example of this would be the fact, per Wikipedia, that fifteen of the one hundred Senators in the U.S. Senate are liberal Jews and those fifteen Senators represent over thirty-five percent of the U.S. population by what states they represent. The vast majority of Americans aren’t aware of this fact but most Muslims are and they’ve been telling Americans for years. They continue to proclaim that America is run by the Jews and in this case liberal Jews. The rub is that Jews only make up one point nine percent of the U.S. population, thus one could say that this one point nine percent controls the affairs of over thirty-five percent of Americans, one in three. But, again no one talks about it for worry of being called anti-Semitic. The fact is that this gorilla or Alpha factor does exist and has now been identified as part of an overall problem that the country is hell-bent on correcting.

The President knew that the majority of Americans are white Christians, seventy-five percent, and they were, up until the birth of the Tea Party, an unorganized Alpha factor that politically hadn’t gotten their act together for over thirty years. Obama knew that the Tea Party was code for the awakening of the American-Christian movement of all colors and creeds. The President and Rahm, who was now halfway out the door, knew they needed to stop the movement anyway they could, thus the sinister plans for the November midterm elections. If his party wasn’t going to lose so badly he’d just instruct his operatives to stuff the ballet boxes, but since this was looking more like a tsunami, he would have to resort to electronic and legal disruptions in all key states. With Eric Holder in place at the Attorney General’s office to orchestrate the most fraudulent actions against election results in American history, all was ready for the beginning of the American outrage a’ la summer of 2009 Iran as the 607th day of the Obama Presidency chuckled to himself.

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