Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Obama – Going Down Fast – 11:32 A.M. Tuesday September 28th 2010
Rahm was back at the White House directing the moving people as they boxed up his belongings for the ride back home to Chicago. He was glad to be out of this hellhole full of assassins, snipers, lap-dancers and strippers. They only had one thing in mind and that was to blow his head up like a ripe cantaloupe. He was having problems with the idiot that had rented his house back in Chicago. He didn’t want to move out and Rahm wanted back in. He was an idiot because the guy he was fighting, Rahm, would soon be mayor of the windy city and Rahm, the asshole that he is could make life miserable for this guy. Rahm thought to himself that he must be a Tea-bagger who wanted to bust his balls by forcing him into a hotel for three months. The wife was pissed and the kids, oh well, might not make it back into their old school this year which made for an unhappy family. Rahm didn’t care. This whole deal was a bad one and the more distance he put between Barry and himself the better. He just hoped and prayed that Israel would let him back in when he visited his relatives the next time.
The President knew that Friday was Rahm’s last day, so for all intents and purposes he was gone, and he reassigned all of Rahm’s functions to Valerie who would now help him with the day to day decision making as the 606th day of the Obama Presidency was really going down fast.
This has been taken from Now the Eagle http://nowtheeagle.blogspot.com/ a fictitious story based on factual and fictitious events and individuals. It should not be considered factual in any way. We hope you enjoy this daily fictitious tongue-in-cheek story of the Obama Presidency.