Saturday, October 9, 2010

Obama – The Pelosi Factor – 2:23 P.M. Wednesday October 6th 2010

The more Nancy Pelosi, the Speaker of the House opened her mouth, the more the American people realized she was as crazy as a loon. Her demeanor and sentence content when speaking led one to wonder which prescription drug she was on. Most wished it was Thorazine which would totally disable her mouth, but whatever it was she was taking, it was costing the American taxpayer dearly. She was now on her way out and she knew it. The polls now rated her the most hated women in America, and rightfully so. For being the first woman serving as Speaker she would go down in history as the most detached egomaniacal female that ever roamed the corridors of Capitol Hill.

As time will prove out most bills, arm twisting and threats made during her tenure would all be for naught when the American people in November vote the leftist congress out of power. But, her shared infamous legacy would be Obama-care which now became the battle cry of the Right for the coming years. The promise of starving this monolithic law by the Right-controlled congress would allow time for a real American to occupy the White House who would sign its repeal.

Nevertheless, America still had three more months of her leadership in the House, and the sky would be the limit when it came to insane legislative behavior. If one word could be used to describe the Fall of 2010 it would be, outrageous.

The President had been slowly distancing himself from her since he still had his crucial 2012 election rushing at him like a freight train. He knew he was in trouble with the American people, but didn’t know how bad, and within a month he would find out. The midterm elections for this deceptive, un-American socialist were a referendum on his policies. As a past visiting collegian lecturer he was about to get his midterm report card and it looked like a spanking was in order as the 614th day of the Obama Presidency jammed the twenty-four hundred page health care bill down the back of his pants as a good defense.

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KidKolt said...

I think that it's more likely that Family Guy had it right (can't believe I just said that). It's not a prescription drug problem, it's crack addiction. The World's Oldest Living Iguana is addicted to crack cocaine, and likes to "stream-of-consciousness" about "the word."

KidKolt said...

I think Family Guy had it right (can't believe I just said that). It's not a prescription drug, it's crack. This would explain why she looks like the world's oldest living iguana, and that little stream-of-consciousness thing she did about "the word."

Nicholas Contompasis said...

Yeah that "Word" thing was bazaar. Definatly high, fur sure.


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