Thursday, October 21, 2010

Obama – Bring Me the Head of Juan Williams - 11:34 A.M. Tuesday October 19th 2010

“Yes, George, yes, George, yes, okay, I agree something needs to be done. Are you going to take care of this on your side?” The President paused as George Soros, a Jew, on the other end pondered his options. “Good, then I can get back to my campaigning. I’ll talk to you when you get back from Zurich.”


It appeared that George, who was one of the wealthiest men in the world, was getting a lot of flak from his Saudi financiers and backers over comments made by Juan Williams, a contributing talking head at Fox, who also worked for National Public Radio, which Soros had just sunk his claws into with a one point eight million dollar grant. George had basically taken over NPR and was going to turn it into his own personal spy network that would station two agents slash reporters in every state capital in America to pull dirty tricks and subvert news reports that would affect candidates and issues that would potentially weaken his hold on the country. The frightening fact was that his plan will work and work, well to solidify his agenda in destroying the United States as we know it.

He hated Fox and Rupert Murdock, a Jew, who owned Fox. Since Rupert started putting the squeeze on local cable carriers to drop his infected liberal mainstream media who where bleeding red ink every quarter, Soros could see the handwriting on the wall, as more and more of his channels would be dropped by the cable providers for lack of viewership and revenue. Yes, it appeared that America was at war with itself for the hearts and minds of every American. The forces from the left, Soros and company were downright evil and a threat to every American. Soros frankly wanted to slowly dismantle the country by smothering out any opposing views, like Fox News. The President and George knew that if they could make Fox go away they would have it all, and would be able to feed America the news they wanted them to see, which would not necessarily be the truth.

The interesting thing about all of this is that both Soros and Murdock weren’t even Americans, yet they had found themselves battling over the minds of all Americans.

George had decided to fire Juan Williams from NPR, so he ordered the brass at the not-so-popular network to do so. Juan made his comments on Monday night on Fox, and it was now Tuesday afternoon. NPR told George that it would take a day, after their legal reviewed the request. That’s when George blew and in his broken eastern European accent screamed, “Listen you son of a bitch I don’t care about lawsuits, just fire that fucker, now.”

The war had begun. Murdock was squeezing the mainstream media to commit hari-kiri, while Soros was sending the wrath of God to every journalist in the country that if you stepped out of line you’d be standing in an unemployment line like Rick Sanchez and Juan Williams as the 627th day of the Obama Presidency packed for the West Coast.



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