Tony Soprano Victim of Sicilian Mafia Hit???
AP – Rome – June 21, 2013
Prior to James Gandolfini’s death the other day, polls taken
by Pew, Ratsrotten and Gulp of top Sicilian Mafia Don’s showed an 87%
disapproval rating for Tony Soprano on the hit HBO mob series.
They, the mob bosses, sighted Tony’s weakness of having a psychiatrist,
not enough Russian girlfriends, not enough killing, not enough robberies, not
enough extortion, well not enough of everything. “He was not indicative of real
bosses on Sicily” said Vito Paqualli a publicist for the mob. “Sadly, the boys
have been very disappointed in Tony for years, after all ones image is
everything to the mob” Pasqualli went on to say.
Just prior to his death Tony, I mean James was seen scarfing
down gobs of foie gras possibly laced with poison, a popular method of
assassination these days by the mob.
An autopsy is being performed on Tony and the results are expected
to be released in about 7 years.
Your man in ROMA – N.P.Contompasis (always wearing his
Teflon vest by Armani especially after this article) :)
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