Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Airport Security - Problem Solved !
Since Christmas day flying in America has turned into a nightmare, riddled with additional security checks, long lines, intrusive questions and downright horrible conditions for the American traveler. As the American public becomes more and more the victim of these Muslim attacks, I just wonder how much longer we’re going to take this crap. Are we headed for a complete body cavity search, after all these maniacs are capable of swallowing condoms full of explosives and by calling themselves, thus igniting the indigestible glob of C-4.
President Obama today came out with a very stern face, which I don’t think scared the terrorists and commented on more travel restrictions along with his famous delay technique of getting back to us next week with a final review of even more additional procedural changes.
Now, have you heard enough? Have you had enough? I know I've had just about enough of this amateur running our country into the ground with his Marxist ways and his Muslim loving ideas.
So, I've decided we should turn the tables on the Muslim terrorists by simply allowing passengers to arm themselves to the teeth before boarding a plane. Just imagine a Dirty Harry type passenger jamming the business end of his barrel down the throat of a Middle Eastern Muslim terrorist and giving him the option to “Make My Day.” Let’s not forget about all of the pent up hostility of our “over frisked” Scandinavian grannies, now wielding 3 foot machetes, decapitating terrorists while quickly emailing the picture of the severed head to Yemen for his mama’s scrap book.
With this change, the American traveler can again gain control of their right to travel without delay and without fear of a terrorist killing them. After all would any foe try and take over America since just about every citizen is now armed to the hilt with firearms and ammo. It just makes sense to me, how about you?