Jennifer Lopez – Drum Roll Please

Today Jennifer Lopez apologized for singing The Happy Birthday Song to the President of Turkmenistan. Of course she conveniently had no idea he was a dirt-bag, so expect the usual celebrity mea-copa by giving back the $5 or $10 million she was paid.

Now, here’s the little secret. When Jennifer falls on her sword and donates all the money to a charity of her choice which she most likely is a part of, she will receive approximately 65% of that money back in tax savings on her 2013 personal income tax return.  If she received $10,000,000 she will pay $6,500,000 less in taxes for 2013.

Again, this is more bullshit whitewashing from Hollywood and the hypocrisy these people ooze. – N.P.Contompasis