Sarah Palin’s Enemies List – Don’t Worry Sarah – I’ve Got Your Back!

By Nicholas Contompasis

This is a list of individuals and organizations that have been gunning for Sarah Palin as she positions herself as either a candidate for President or spiritual conservative voice of direction, in 2012. Imagine this mother of five being surrounded by these seventy foes, all hell bent on taking her down simply because she represents your values. So, I say get your swords folks our girl needs your help.

1. David Letterman

2. Wall Street Journal/Sudeep Reddy

3. Senator Lisa Murkowski (R)

4. Levi Johnston

5. Shannyn Moore

6. Katie Couric

7. Nicolle Wallace

8. Steve Schmidt

9. Kate Gosselin

10. The Fed/Ben Bernanke


11. Pete Rouse

12. Joe McGinniss

13. Peggy Noonan

14. Ashley Judd

15. Congressman Spencer Bachus (R)

16. Alaska State Trooper Mike Wooten

17. Joe Miller

18. Politico

19. Karl Rove

20. State Department (Ahmadinejad’s birthday)

21. Rahm Emanuel

22. Family Guy/Seth MacFarlane

23. Michelle Obama

24. President Barack Obama

25. Kathleen Gustafson

26. Brian Williams

27. Emily’s List

28. Ed Gillespie

29. Mayor Michael Bloomberg

30. Environmentalists

31. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (R)

32. All “impotent” reporters

33. Vice President Al Gore

34. Charlie Gibson

35. Maureen Dowd

36. Bloggers

37. Rachel Maddow

38. 60 Minutes

39. Mark Halperin

40. John Heilemann

41. Nick Denton/Gawker

42. Barbara Bush

43. U.S. Export Import Bank

44. Blogger Jesse Griffin

45. Blogger Dennis Zaki

46. Andrew Sullivan/The Atlantic

47. Keith Olbermann

48. CSU students AKA “Dumpster Divers” Ashley Briggs and Alicia Lewis

49. Blogger Jeanne Devon

50. Palingates

51. Linda Kellen Biegel AKA Celtic Diva

52. Oliver Stone

53. John Bitney

54. Senator Scott Brown (R)

55. Alaska State Senate President Lyda Green

56. Andree McLeod

57. AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka

58. PolitiFact

59. Bill Ayers

60. Secretary Madeleine Albright

61. Senator John Kerry (D)

62. Jonathan Martin

63. NPR

64. Congressman Alan Grayson (D)

65. Stephen Colbert

66. Helen Thomas

67. PETA

68. Anchorage Daily News

69. Tina Fey

70. Andrew Halcro