Obama – F**k You America! 11:11 A.M. Thursday August 26th 2010

It was difficult thinking that this President was a threat to every man, woman and child in America, but it was now becoming more evident to the country that he could care less about their financial and national security plight. Most Americans kept hearing over and over again the President’s very own words claiming, “I will not rest till the nation is whole again.” These very words had been recorded being said by this President over twenty times in speeches to the nation. Yet he continued to live a life of regal splendor and spent most of his time vacationing, playing golf or campaigning. It was becoming harder for the country to give this guy a break because he was the first black President. The God-like image of this man prior to taking office was now crumbling into a heap of political dust as anger replaced admiration and adulation.


It was now reported that one in ten current homeowners would lose their homes in foreclosure. With the millions that had already lost their homes, the country was now on the verge of a national calamity with no hope in sight. For the President to switch gears and do what was necessary to correct an emerging depression, he would have to admit his policies were wrong and take up proven capitalist economic principles from President Ronald Reagan’s cookbook on Trickle-down economics. Of course, everyone in the country knew it would be over their dead bodies the day he would take up even one of Reagan’s principles. Ideologue was the new word that all Americans were about to learn thoroughly through example, as the President continued to mould the country into what he thought it should be. Old proven solutions for problems were not in the cards for this mental midget. The length of this President's logic thread only reached as far as a political gain and to hell with the American people, their children, and their well being.

So when the nation heard their President today blurt out to a reporter, “We’re buying shrimp, guys,” instead of answering a legitimate question about one of our wars where young American heroes were losing life and limb, he in essence was saying “Fuck You, America.”

So, as the President finished his shopping and went on to play another round of golf with his friends from Chicago the 573rd day of the Obama Presidency thought its photo shots on the links looked real chipper.



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