This morning, from a cave somewhere in Afghanistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Alibaba Doo Ockmedjon, warned the United States that, if military actions against Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T and AOL customer service reps. Doctors will then follow. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more candidates for President either.
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ReplyDeleteThis morning, from a cave somewhere in Afghanistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Alibaba Doo Ockmedjon, warned the United States that, if military actions against Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T and AOL customer service reps. Doctors will then follow. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more candidates for President either.
It's gonna get ugly, people.....
Oh that was great.
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